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Horoscope.You either believe it or you don't. I choose the latter. But it is fun to look at. Especially my luuuurve horoscope. (: So here's my Horoscope today. Let's do a dissection of it ala Grey's Anatomy.Not.Here goes:

Pisces October 17, 2007 If you and your loved one need any excuse to go and socialize, then the lovely day ahead provides the perfect opportunity to meet with friends or other couples, and to go out somewhere exciting. Or you may prefer to create a sumptuous feast and invite everyone around for an impromptu party. Either way, you will have a great time, and will also make many new friends.

Ooookies... Unless I'm really gay or weird,my loved ones consists of:XD and Dan.Since I'm neither gay nor THAT weird, both wont work. Now wait.. we don't need any excuses to socialize.. We just go. Since today there's NO party nor ANYTHING to attend, this horoscope is waaaaay off point.

Next one: Or you may prefer to create a sumptuous feast and invite everyone around for an impromptu party .

DUUUUUDE

I'm soo dead tired that I'm typing this out with major typos.How the flying heck am I going to create a sumptuous feast and invite people over?

Either way, you will have a great time, and will also make many new friends.

HEH.Irony. The only friend that I would making is Mr. Pillow-san which is already a friend.

But whateverrrr.


Ok.. so main topic. School is lame-ass today. We didn't do much today. Just hang about in class and attended a talk in the hall. About.Sexually Transmitted Infections. (And I thought it was Sexually Transmitted Disease) So the person who came and gave a talk was a lady who looked 50-ish but is actually 67. (lol) She came up with a pretty neat slideshow with closeups on infected penises and vaginas. O_O

So.Not.Erotic.

You know,I was pretty grossed out by the pictures. It was BEFORE recess for god's sake. And OH COME ON!! You don't have to do extreme close up right??But I couldn't stop laughing really when she showed us the pictures. I was thinking about those people who's today real lesson was the talk and the first thing they have to see early in the morning is a close-up of someone's genitals.


AND THINK ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAS NEVER SEEN WHAT A PENIS / VAGINA LOOKED LIKE.

LOL.

Can you imagine? "The very first time I saw a picture of someone's genital is during a sex ed talk. And that person had Gonorrhea / Chlamydia "

EEEK. I bet this will totally turn some guys off wanking for awhile. I'm not trying to be really gross or what.. BUT it's the freaging truth damnnit! Better yet, they could do the : "Masturbating turns you blind"crap. Now,let me go and disprove that statement... :D I know many guys who does it but none of them are blind. Poor vision-yes. Blind? No. BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO DO IT!

So after many close-up, scary video clips and tons and tons of statistic,we ended the talk with the students immediately forgetting what they had learnt. Yes, they may have tried to get all of us to understand the practice of safe sex and all, but honestly tell me,if you are in the 'heat of the moment', would you remember anything? That's the awful truth.

Hence, the only way is to convert to chastity-belt-ism. Really uncomfortable but hey!Benefit for all.

So,life continued on as per norm after recess. LOADS of free period of which I decided to write some people personal letters. I was bored ok! Then we went to the hall again to hear about internet safty and crime prevention. BAH! Not as if we don't know what a fire-wall is!

Hence.. today's lame-ass ness. Nothing much really.. Just loooads of boredom. Tomorrow, we are gonna start our Financial Literacy lesson. Now I wonder how it would be like.. Hmms... Interesting (: