Saturday, February 07, 2009

girl talk.

I. am . in. pain. Period.

WHY do we aka : Woman-kind has to suffer every month hmm?
And ever after for that matter.
I feel so effing uncomfortable. I ache. I hurt . I WANNA SCREAM!
Guys be happy that you have balls instead of ovaries.

It's not like anyone gonna kick your balls for a week straight every month.

ALSO be very happy that you don't have to squeeze another human out of your vagina.

You think I'm being crass? HAH read on... read on....

Imagine this : There's this aching pain..Dull aching pain.. Cramping of your back..Excessive bleeding ( Not to mention the sight and the smell),fucking PIMPLE BREAKOUTS,oily face, and the worse case of all- leakage.

Your favourite bottom/knickers destroyed. Stained. Not even Vanish can help you.
OR the horror of having a leakage, and not even knowing - IN PUBLIC.

You lucky lucky bastards you.

You know, if there such a thing as "switch-your-body-for-a-day" thingy, I'll be more than happy to switch my body with a guy. Afterall, I can pee standing up, have balls and NOT experience pain. I'd switch with any guy who is not sympathetic to our plight.

WE HAVE THE LICENSE TO BE BITCHY OK!

Just that some of us abuse the privilage more. :D Oh wells.. enough period story.

Had an uber "happening" day today... Best part was Going To Botanic Gardens earlier this afternoon with Matt to take pictures! I'd upload them tomorrow. I'm just not in the mood :(

i'm gonna update tomorrow with pix. I am officially rotting at home tomorrow. In agony.
bleh. and yea. i'm redundant as of today. woooohooooooo.

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